What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 20:39
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?